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Python Wins Hot Dog Eating Contest!
July 31, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants Performs Reconnaissance in the Northwoods While Mel Battles Raccoons; Spiderman’s “Kryptonite”; Human Beings Can Actually Eat More Hot Dogs Than a Grizzly Bear; How to Increase Anxiety & Depression in Teens; Earth...

Return of the Mayflower 2
July 24, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Technical Problems in Fort Kick-Ass Lead To A Smarty Pants Coup: One Big Palpitating Ego Or All A Bunch Of Crap?; Confederate Statues Seceding From The Capitol Building; Nazi Germany’s Policy Roots in the Southern US; Renters ...

Mel Donates His Old Car to WORT, Pants Throws in a Zeppelin
July 17, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Dueling Time Traveler Narratives; Gladys Claims “We Have to Do It for the Equipment”; Drumpf Says Biden Wants to Eliminate Suburbs?!?; Squirrel Tests Positive for Bubonic Plague; Dead People Who Got Government Checks Need to C...

People Are Talking About That Harriet Tubman
July 13, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: SmartyPants Seamlessly Segues from Tolstoy to Star Trek; Guidelines for Expressing Negative Emotions; Is Being An American Or Having Neanderthal DNA a Bigger Risk Factor for Covid?

SmartyPants Versus Zombies & Vampires
July 03, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Verbal Tennis & Germ Spotters; Smarty-Pantsless?; Full Disclosure in a Virtual Meeting in Spain; US Travelers Not Welcome in EU; Mississippi Finally Takes Down Racist State Flag While Belgium Takes Down a Statue of King Leopol...

Cavalcade of Technical Problems, AKA The James Brown Hour
June 26, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: So THAT’S How That Song Ends – Some Extra James Brown as Gladys Tries to Rouse the “Funny Boys”; The Mustache Guy’s Book Segues Seamlessly Into Fecal Plumes; Gladys Reports On the Downtown Madison Demonstrations; And Other Ran...

A CoronaPalooza Preview
June 19, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: The “Dear Leader” Discovers Juneteenth, Assumes “Nobody” Knew About It; Reelection Campaign Recycles Nazi Symbol; Dutch Sewage During Covid Now Has Less Ecstasy, Speed & Cocaine!; Vilas County KKK Dog Walker; Some Pledge Drive...

A Visit From The Arch-Nemesis
June 13, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Pledge Drive Special Using MANY Modes of Communication Apparently Including Telegraph; Some Banter With Some Jasper Via a Scratchy Old Phone Line; A Big Rise In On-Line Sex Toy Sales Results In Flaccid Performance At Brick &...

There’s a Lot of Meltable Nazis Out There
June 06, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: An Early Start to the Weekend; Mel’s & Pants’ Music Backgrounds; Mel’s Advice: Pretend It Doesn’t Exist; Redneck Soup in the Ozarks; We’re at 13% Unemployment… Yay?; “Suspicious” Behavior in Monona; And Other Random Topics; Su...

The Eye of the Storm
May 29, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory; Swine Flu Memories; Moscow Mitch Says the Right Thing?!?; Reactions to the Murder in Minneapolis; New Zealand PM Keeps Her Cool During Earthquake on Live TV; And Other Random Topics; Subscribe t...