This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty-Pants Wears Actual Pants This Week; Some Discussion of Pelicans, Beavers, Muskrats, Wombats and…Knitting?; Scooter Attempts to Stand in For Kamela Harris; Gladys Gets a Pet and Is Filming a Video, Stay Tuned!

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel’s Spotty Connection May Upset The Minions; Celebrating the Post-Truth-Telling Era; The Orange One’s Unusual Approach to Language; Smarty Pants’ Pyramid Plans; Wisconsin “Supreme” Court Throws Another Monkey Wrench Into Ano...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Fully Cognizant of the Horror But Prepared to Proceed Regardless, Mississippi Unveils New State Flag; More Schadenfreude from Mr. Smarty Pants; Mocking the “Umbrella-Challenged”; Circadian Rhythm Gender Differences; Canadian S...

This week on Mel & Floyd: The Great Leader and Teacher Adds a Minute to Orwell’s “Two Minutes Hate”; Melania Pastes on Fake Smile Before Giving Ivanka the Stink Eye; Superiority of Women’s T-Cells; Scott Walker Runs Away From Tough Anderson Cooper Ques...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants Enjoys Another Week of Delicious Schadenfreude While Mel Calms Himself By Destroying the Environment; Republicans: Bizarre Belief or Gigantic Grift?; Wisconsin Electoral Commission Has Metaphysical Discussion On T...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants Passes His Covid Test While Mel Cheats On His; Mike Pence’s Meat Pledge; Georgia Governor’s Mask Non-Mandate; Zombie Pigs, Tongue-Eating Lice & Miscellaneous Parasites; Japan to Open Godzilla Museum; Separation An...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel’s Close Deer Encounter & Roof Work; A Smarty Pants Vacation Recap; Effects of “Reform”; Nebraska to Host Super-Spreader Sports Ball Event While Sturgis Motorcycle Event Aims to Top It; Black Bear to Headline tRump Rally; N...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants Performs Reconnaissance in the Northwoods While Mel Battles Raccoons; Spiderman’s “Kryptonite”; Human Beings Can Actually Eat More Hot Dogs Than a Grizzly Bear; How to Increase Anxiety & Depression in Teens; Earth...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Technical Problems in Fort Kick-Ass Lead To A Smarty Pants Coup: One Big Palpitating Ego Or All A Bunch Of Crap?; Confederate Statues Seceding From The Capitol Building; Nazi Germany’s Policy Roots in the Southern US; Renters ...

This week on Mel & Floyd: Dueling Time Traveler Narratives; Gladys Claims “We Have to Do It for the Equipment”; Drumpf Says Biden Wants to Eliminate Suburbs?!?; Squirrel Tests Positive for Bubonic Plague; Dead People Who Got Government Checks Need to C...