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A Hot House Orchid In The Chicken Butt
May 23, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Discussion of Invasives Vs. Goats and Alcohol Consumption Vs. Electric Fences; Hand Sanitizer as Potential Fire Hazard; The Latest Idiocy From the Blusterer-in-Chief; And Other Random Topics; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Pod...

Are We There Yet?
May 15, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Wisconsin as the Petri Dish of Democracy; Netherlands Recommending “Cuddle Buddies”; Five Nerd Limit at the Comic Book Store; The Perils of Projecting; Wisconsin Gets An F; A Cafeteria for Animal Pathogens; And Other Random To...

A New Name for the Smarty-Cave
May 08, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Uplifting Poems from the Renaissance …. About The PLAGUE; Wisconsin’s Social Distancing Grade Plummets; Murder Hornets vs The Green Hornet vs Batman [or Something Like That]; Wisconsin Chief Justice Roggensack Doesn’t Think Pe...

They’re Dumping Beer! …. IN WISCONSIN!!!
May 01, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: The Sound of Mel In A Feedback Loop [And A Little Extra James Brown]; Live From The Smarty Cave & Fort KickAss; WMC’s “Back to (Monkey) Business Plan”; Netherlands Mink Farms in Quarantine!

Mel & Floyd’s Vermin Roundup
April 24, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Pants Delivers a Nicely Wrapped Package; Wisconsin GOP Leader “Understands” That the Confederate Flag is “Not Racist” and That The Civil War Was “Not About Slavery”; Medical Advice from The White House Involving Lysol; The Ora...

The Funny Boys: Blanket Edition
April 17, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel & Smarty Pants Skype It In; Mel Quit/Fired/Retired From His Job; A Pro-Virus Rally Coming Next Week; The Leader’s Shifting Hair Colors; Hamburg Zoo Announces Contingency Plan to Feed Some Animals to The Others; And Other R...

What Happens When Uranus Expels Gas
April 10, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Look at the Lighter Side of Death and Suffering: ‘Pants Hasn’t Visited the Comic Book Store in Weeks; Absentee Ballot Fiasco in the Fox Valley; Giant Pandas Get Busy While The Planet Gets Quiet; Germans Using Zeppelin to Mon...

It’s OK To Touch Your Package
April 03, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Gathering of Viruses Discussing Us; Jared the Numbers Runner; Otherwise Brilliant Scientist Gets Magnets Stuck Up His Nose; Squirrels Threaten Mel’s Cap’n Crunch; Chali Subtly Cues the Break; Corona Virus Ironically Halts Pr...

Mel & Floyd: Phoning It In
March 27, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel & Mr. Smarty Pants Take Social Distancing to a New Level – Phoning it In Literally Instead of Just Figuratively; Liquor Stores in Wisconsin Qualify as “Essential Businesses” and Alcohol Sales Soar; What You Should/Shouldn’...

Lou Dobbs: Terrible, Horrendous or Very Bad?
March 20, 2020

This week on Mel & Floyd: Some Tips From The Social Distance Pros; Observations on Our Return to the 14th Century; Coping Tips From Kierkegaard; Insider Trading in the Senate; Boom Times for the  Sale of Guns and Mein Kampf; They Closed the Bars….