“Pluto is tired of our mixed signals; both television broadcast and emotional connections to its existence.” “It’s like asbestos mixed with blackness. Asblactos.” “If you keep letting your jeans frey then eventually they’re gonna turn into jorts.

“I’m confident that’s based in science and facts. Free-based.” “Have a math lattice salad” “You don’t fart around about fight cloud” “Baron lizards. And they have monocles because you spelled ‘barren’ wrong.

“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down” “If you got anyone in your home with an especially powerful colon that would not be advisable” “The next skittles dress is the unicorn jelly bean fart door” “It’s all tainted. All the crack is tainted.

“Crystal Meth Clear” “I gotta go buy a new harpoon gun to do more drugs into my veins” “I’m gonna toilet you live today!” “If you know something that I don’t then you’ve made it up and I don’t believe it” “The new way to move your hands that’s called d...

“The only reason I get up out of bed is to be unreasonable” “But having sex in a park suddenly oh now we gotta start calling police and filming it and masturbating secretly to it.” “Fuck spotlights. There’s more darkness.

“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.” “I need a lube job. I’m feeling unemotionoil.” “Your emotions are like genitalia. You don’t just show people.” “Your dad likes my croutons” “Now I have mixed feelings because there’s a p...

“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!” “Samurai Berdonald Sandump’s Wonderous Atlantic Ocean Maze” “A chicken in every pot and a punch in every mouth” “We’re a society addicted to teeth. We need to eradicate the teeth.

“You know what I dramamine” “You’re not allowed to be onboard if you’re a dick. That’s redundant.” “It’s like a big dung beetle ball with money stuck to it. That’s basically what accruing wealth is like.” “To incorporate it is to die from insane lustin...

“You don’t wanna let the boob out of the bag” “I think if your coffin has a glory hole you’re not going to heaven.” “You’re saying identify less as genitalia, more as something productive and helpful.” “Cunts on the bitchler” “Why is the leisuring stic...

“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.” “I feel like the term ‘listener’ is offensive to fractions’” “I feel like fractions are an insult to infinite mathematics.