“Get the ol’ face holes primed” “Traveling at zero interknots” “There’s still lactic acid buildup even if you work out your issues or exercise caution” “I’m not sure that I’m not confused. Not.” “There’s one compliment and two insults packaged into tha...

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face” “Meat sorcerer” “Domesticated volleyball” “Scramby eggs and bakey for Brexit” “The grass is more hilarious on my side of the fence”

“I do not put those on like Iron Man – as my strong suit” “I’d like to go, but I don’t want to go alone, but I don’t want to go with people either. This is a problem.” Media

“Damn knitters changing the color of the neighborhood “Doing stuff is harder than thinking stuff” “The Fleshlight’s good but just wait until you see the Timesuck” “Life’s a buffet and so is a whorehouse!” “My bladder’s not shy but this episode is” Media

“I hold dinners and balls” “Put your beans on ice!” “The only way that you step in heaven is lightly” “Am I allowed to white knight?” “If someone says something about armor and holes in armor and they’re disparaging chinks,

“There’s no laws against hitting your emotions” “My issues are anemic. My emotions, they bruise easily.” “I don’t think that that’s an important component of this process – that we understand.” “None of these people know how to use words or actions or ...

“A golden mean spiral into retardation” “This is the 70’s! Nobody gives a shit. You can make anything disappear with enough cocaine.” “It looks like a kick belongs in their face. I’m sorry.” “Rapture yourself by attaching canisters of helium to your ba...

“Ladies’ nipples are hot and men’s hairy nipples are not” “The indica and sativa of farts” “Heinous Anus entering the ring” “90% Morbidity, 10% Scatalogical Levity” “At home and abroad. At home and on women.”

“I have to doodies peepees” “Speaking of scrotums, Bernie Sanders is hangin 10… hangin 2” “The treeps are too tall and the branches to fart apar!” “It’s like e-commerce but for racists: E-race” “Lev your life one lift at a time” “Top notch brah do you ...

“I would never disrespect a lighter so as to use one for anything other than doing drugs” “As a regular offender of legality… I’m impressed” “Screaming alone in your car while delivering pizzas” “Santa is probably going to start using 3D printing” “He’...