“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!” “The Bobble-headless horseman” “A far-fetched geni-tale-ya of mystery and intrigue… and blackness. And gray areas. Gray private areas.” “Someone obviously vigorously spiked a dead,

“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.” “A Midriff Summer’s Dream” “We just destroyed that episode like a bathroom”

“A warm blanket made out of cement that I can wrap around me for aegis to come.” “Don’t get a Fiat, get a Haiund” “The face of the earth is America. The ass is China.” “As long as you’re already rich, then you will become rich after Donald Trump [is el...

“Every day is your afterbirthday other than your birthday.” “I’m looking for the ‘Ultimate Scholarship’ for my frisbee” “This could be in the world where pipes have inherited the earth. That’s my new theory; is that someday they’ll discover all of our ...

“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.” “I wish that the indians would have been more rac...

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.” “Buffered packets of ketchup” “‘Squeal’ – It’s a combination of see, feel… and quails.

“Punishingly ironic” “The only facts I know about is the one coming in right now from the precedent of information, telling me that I am doing a good job.” “They are foreign to me. They are foreign and I want them out of my country, these facts.

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64” “And I would agree that – I think most people would agree – I would agree with myself, and most people would agree with myself… me agreeing with myself. Most people would watch a reaction video of me ag...

“That’s so much work. I’ve gotta like, move my hands and they’re busy picking my nose”

“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent” “When you try to argue with Trump people, stay away from facts” “Orange is the new beautiful mind” “Russell Crowe as Donald Trump is Elijah Wood and Jackie Chan… Morgan Freeman” “You can’t summon Satan h...