“21 Pantsuits” “Take a diagonal whiz” “The School For Athletic Whores” Media

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween” “Ok well it dovetailed relatively seamlessly over here to the extent that I was very confused” “Keep me on the balls of my face” Media

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.” “There’s a significant amount of baseline excitement that’s allotted for tacos, so it’s very difficult to overdo it” “Tacos are great. But these people sound terrible.

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile” “Get Jeff Stenograph in here to record these thoughts on his tape player” “The man walks. The boy runs. The baby sprints.” “What kind of idiot just wears one hat? “There’s a piece of cheese with some jam and ants on...

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you” “There’s no guarantee that the chicken or the egg will come at all” “Do judge a book by its hat” “Make Secrets Great Again” “We want to know how ...

“He looks like someone who would go eat at Long John Silver’s and then go murder somebody” “Food is to be heard and not seen” “That’s why we eat oysters. Because we feel an ancient need to seek vengeance upon them for our ancestors.

“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!” “They used cheeseburgers as a discourse for politics” “That’s one butter faced waffle ho” “Cats respond well to vengeance”

“A vomit on words” “I’mma keep my eyes peeled… Like BANANAS” “If that’s her best she should stop trying” “There’s something dead stuck in the current event” “You gonna keep throwing pigeons into that well?” “Making a mountain out of a crudely drawn gly...

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic” The only spermazoa [sic] of opinion that make it through to the egg that is Trump are the strongest, nicest opinions” “Like bringing the mountain to Mohammed,

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.” “The Demis and The Pubies” “A bag of skin full of pubes, and they’re just tufting out of the top” “Oh you mean the games that are like the thing ...