Knights of the Clown Table

Knights of the Clown Table


Latest Episodes

EP 88: Forgot to post 87 - Half the Clown Table in Florida, Half in NJ - 100% MESS! Oh yeah, Sir Gov. is Single again…
April 16, 2013

We are back! Ep 87 is in the vault as we didn't post it last week. Sorry about that but these things happen when Sir Kayak takes a vacation. This week is a somber one as we record following an attack in Boston. Terrible news and nothing can be said to mak

EP 86: Happy Easter!
April 02, 2013

The Clown Table has 5 Knights and Princess this week! A complete kingdom celebrates Zombie Jesus day by bringing a discussion so offensive that Axman goes silent. This week talks about Easter (DUH!), the twat waffles that change their profile pics to equa

EP 85: Take 2 - Yak and Ax scramble after an audio fail and talk Phaser Rock, Joe Montegna, Sting and News
March 26, 2013

Episode 85 happened twice... after an exhausted Sir Kayak somehow corrupted the 1st audio file with Sir Governor, Sir Teabaggins and a phoning in Pizza Princess - Yak and Ax scramble to put together a show on the fly. The duo recap their weekend in Atlant

EP 84: Sir Juggalo and Sir Governor join the gang to shoot the breeze, play “I’d Hit That!” and discuss some current events
March 19, 2013

This week Sir Juggalo makes his 1st appearance to the Clown Table! Sir Juggalo discusses how terrible the NY Yankees will be this year, the current malaise of the NY Rangers and the salty, cool goodness of the new cool ranch taco at Taco Bell. We are also

EP 83: KOTO Crossover SPECIAL! UFC 158 picks and weekly news w/ guests Ted Czech and the lovely Jenna
March 13, 2013

Welcome to a special edition of Knights of the Clown Table. This week we recorded on (and celebrated) the day equivalent to one of our favorite bands, 311 with our sister MMA show, Knights of the Octagon invading the clown table with our pals Jenna and Te

EP 82: We kid about Ed McFarland being a critic, Death and a Dead Pool plus the news
March 06, 2013

This week we kid around about our pal and Chef Ed McFarland giving us grief over last week's show. We kid because we care but all in all he makes the best Lobster Roll on the planet. The show then focuses on death, we do a dead pool and some news. We had

EP 81: Sickness hits the Clown Table - Kayak, The Hobbit and the Cookie Empress go on with the show
February 27, 2013

Sir Axman and Da Pizza Princess are brutally ill this week so Sir Kayak, Sir Teabaggins and The Cookie Empress pick up the pieces and go on with the show. The three of them make fun of Ax, talk about some ridiculous news stories and the Hobbit sheds some

EP 81: Sickness hits the Clown Table - Kayak, The Hobbit and the Cookie Empress go on with the show
February 26, 2013

Sir Axman and Da Pizza Princess are brutally ill this week so Sir Kayak, Sir Teabaggins and The Cookie Empress pick up the pieces and go on with the show. The three of them make fun of Ax, talk about some ridiculous news stories and the Hobbit sheds some

EP 80: President’s day, Colostomy bags and lots of news stories
February 19, 2013

Thank you for tuning in to the 80th installment of Knights of the Clown Table. This week we are recording on President's day which seems to be the best day to purchase a car. Sir Kayak tells tales of past and present battles with colostomy bags as Da Pizz

Ep 79: Deaf Orgasms, Animal Hoarding, Raging Spiderman, Racist Donald Duck and a New Pope
February 13, 2013

Thank you all for joining us again at the clown table. This week Sir Kayak, Sir Axman, Sir Teabaggins and Da Pizza Princess talk deaf orgasms, a nice night at the house of animal hoarding, raging Spider Man in times square, Donald Duck being racist and th