Sir Axman and Da Pizza Princess are brutally ill this week so Sir Kayak, Sir Teabaggins and The Cookie Empress pick up the pieces and go on with the show. The three of them make fun of Ax, talk about some ridiculous news stories and the Hobbit sheds some of his little friends in a round of Facebook, Who the Fuck are you?

Axman’s memoirs were published this week

Da Pizza Princess was busy praying to the porcelain god this week

A Cookie Empress Specialty – Di was in the hizzy!

Sir Hobbit asked the question, “Ax who?”

Morrissey – Meat is Murder LOLOLOLOL

Cross that off the list of places to visit

Thanks to all of you that joined us for the 1st ever KotCT show without Sir Axman. Ax will be back in the saddle for this week’s Knights of the Octagon on Wednesday night and back next week for episode 82. Until then SLAP it, FLIP it and DIP it!