Thank you for tuning in to the 80th installment of Knights of the Clown Table. This week we are recording on President’s day which seems to be the best day to purchase a car. Sir Kayak tells tales of past and present battles with colostomy bags as Da Pizza Princess seems to be allergic to EVERYTHING! After a little break there was lots of news to discuss…. MJ turned 50, lottery winners doing drugs and blowing up their home, suicides, douche bags gold medalists and even a rapist trolling his prey on Christianmingle.com. All in all another great gab session, see you all again next week!

Who’s your founding father??

Sir Kayak circa 1995

Da Pizza Princess drinks her water from the bottle only!

Happy Birthday MJ… keep bilking those fools

You just won 75k – what else is there to do in Witchita than smoke some Meth and blow up the house?

At least you’re not a straight girl, you could have gotten raped and murdered. Amen.

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