“It’s tragic. And nobody believes me. Just because it’s insane.” Bames and KevinToledo are here! Bames got Chipwrecked on gay weed in the dark. Living with moms makes you trans. Mighty No. 9 fans are made of fat and pimples. Every video game panel

“This is a Boys Love podcast.” Em’s house is full of cowboys. Anime 4 lyfe. All women are dead. Jonah Hill is a faggot.

This one’s really short.

“No wonder you don’t have any friends!” Bames is here, and so is Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions. I’m not doing show notes for this one. Deal with it.

“Haven’t banged a Socrates yet. There was one time I banged a soccer team ’cause it sounded close.” Teen Sarah of having a Crab Dad, and Kelley Hightower of Mating Habits of the Modern Geek are here! On a Friday night even! A special appearance by

“What, is this ’cause I ain’t got no dick? I’m just playin’ with you. But I ain’t got no dick though.” Kyle and Bames kick things off with some blood magic. Twitter totally gives bitches PTSD for real, and censorship is the coolest. Quit ste

“If you lay down on a burrito for long enough it’ll crack open and Raphael Trujillo will come out.” Kyle and Bames talk Sonic and autism. Blue is the fastest color. Em calls in to talk about her vagina again. Em wants to smooch every serial killer,

“I’m talkin’ about your sweet sweet faith.” Jcat is here and he’s Lord of the Ringsing! Jcat hates other boys and worships Drop Dead Fred. Kyle hangs up on Jcat for being boring, and Zex calls in to talk cryptids. Tech dorks love the Occulus Rif

“Do you ever find yourself grabbing a dog by two of its legs and pulling until it comes apart, and then wondering why people are upset?” Bames is back and he’s starting a Pod War! Mindy calls in to talk trucking, MMOs, and Angelmen. Flenis calls in

“Terrorists don’t like stuff?” Krafty Matt is here, and Lukster calls in with a list of apologies. Kyle has driven away many a listener, and the boys have a chat about familial relationships. Pedofiles are defended, and Kyle thinks he’s a star. Th