“If you lay down on a burrito for long enough it’ll crack open and Raphael Trujillo will come out.”

Kyle and Bames talk Sonic and autism. Blue is the fastest color. Em calls in to talk about her vagina again. Em wants to smooch every serial killer, and Bames wants to smooch every rapper. Britton calls in, and Em gets bored and leaves to get new legs. Bames gets butt-punched, and the Better Bames Initiative is born.