“What, is this ’cause I ain’t got no dick? I’m just playin’ with you. But I ain’t got no dick though.”

Kyle and Bames kick things off with some blood magic. Twitter totally gives bitches PTSD for real, and censorship is the coolest. Quit stealing my culture, you appropriator! Bames tries really hard to talk about cartoons, but Kyle does not make it easy. Bames is all about the Rule of Cool, and niggas be cuttin they dicks off! Webms are the wave of the future, and Anita Sarkeesian won the video game industry. Competetive gaming is lame. Moody calls in to show off his gender-bending talents, and shit gets weird. BloodBlader calls in to talk about how he’s writing a less sexy Sliders, and Moody gets lost in an urban jungle. We finally achieve podcast perfection and the show is over forever.