Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast


Latest Episodes

Ep 66 - Order of the Phoenix 18-19: Death By Frog Impact
April 26, 2021

WE'RE BACK TOGETHER! Covid 19 rules now allow for 'non-essential' businesses to open, which apparently, our podcast is 'non-essential'? Who knew. So with some sexy social distancing rules in place we're FINALLY recording together again! We're chatting abo

Ep 65 - Order of the Phoenix 17: That's Not Where They Should Be Fucking
April 12, 2021

In today's episode, we're talking about chapter 17 of Order of the Pheonix, how Hogwarts needs a sex room, how problematic the staircase slide is, and what a ridiculous amount of male violence there is in Harry Potter. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk &n

Ep 64 - Order of the Phoenix 16: The Polar Bear & Giraffe
March 29, 2021

Trigger warning - Discussion of Sarah Everard case (sexual assault, murder) until 14 minutes in. Welcome back to another episode! We're chatting about Chapter 16 of Order of the Phoenix, debating how vanishing spells work, whether you can smell the differ

Ep 63 - Order of the Phoenix 14 & 15: Harry is Bi ft Sequoia Simone
March 15, 2021

In today's episode we have an amazing special guest - Sequoia from our sister pod Fanatical Fics! We're drinking cider and debating how owls work, how Harry is CLEARLY bi, and how Umbridge is basically Michael Gove. Find Sequoia: www.sequoiasimone.com www

Ep 62 - Order of the Phoenix 12 & 13: Harry's Knife Kink
March 01, 2021

Time for chapters 12 & 13 of OOTP! In today’s episode as a result of Charlie being a stupid bitch we’re drinking ‘Smokers Cough’ aka Jäger and Mayo, and ‘Prairie Chicken’ aka Gin, Raw Egg Yolk and Pepper. Yum. Once we finish vomming, we’re chatting ab

Ep 61 - Order of the Phoenix 10 & 11: Umbridge's Femininity ft. #WizardTeam
February 15, 2021

Welcome back to another very special episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s episode, we have the amazing Robyn and Bayana from #WizardTeam podcast and @blackgirlscreate. With the help of their much more insightful minds, we’re chatting about Neville, meeti

Ep 60 - Order of the Phoenix 9: Luna Lovegood (or not)
February 01, 2021

Another Monday, another episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s ep we’re making Luna Lovegood themed drinks…and managing not to actually get around to reading the chapter she’s introduced in. If you want to try to recreate our drinks, here’s the recipes; Ha

Ep 59 - Order of the Phoenix 7-8: Stalking & Getting Ghost by Celebrities
January 18, 2021

Lockdown 3 here we goooooo - we’re recording separately, AGAIN. And this time Charlie’s at her home in London so uh, enjoy the train ASMR! We’re talking about Hannah stalking Joanna Lumley, Charlie getting ghosted by Dylan Llewellyn, Charlie ghosting a po

Ep 58 - Order of the Phoenix 6: Really BIG Wand
January 04, 2021

Ola! In today's episode we're chatting about chapter 6 of the Order of the Phoenix, plus a huge long rant at the end about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We're talking about Voldemort nuking people, the 'pure blood' claim making NO sense, and drinking more

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: As wet as Dobbys sock
December 24, 2020

It's that festive time of year again and we're back with our Christmas Fanfiction challenge. We asked our patreons to submit prompts and then gave ourselves 10 minutes to write a festive fanfiction using a randomised character, place, object and spell! Ex