Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast
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Ep 73 - Order of the Phoenix 27: Horse Dick Ft. Potterless
The moment you've all been asking for...it's GOW X Potterless! Yup, that's right, we're finally having Mike on the pod. With him we're chatting about chapter 27 of Order of the Phoenix whilst drinking margaritas and talking about horse dick, hermione not
Ep 72 - Order of the Phoenix 26: It didn't come home
Correction: it did not come home. Alas, welcome to episode 72, where we're chatting about chapter 26 of OOTP, bitching about the stupid gender roles that we and Ginny have to deal with, the teachers having shit lives, and McGonagall being bisexual. Merch
Ep 71 - Order of the Phoenix 25: Choked By A Pot Plant
Hello! Welcome to episode 71 where we're talking about chapter 25 of Order of the Pheonix. We're discussing our thoughts on Cho, Katherine Ryan, and Rita Skeeta's origin story. Oh, and Charlie realises she might be a lesbian. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk&
Ep 70 - Order of the Phoenix 24: Snape's Wanking Photo (Ft Neil, kind of)
TW: Discussions of suicide - 36.50 - 37.45 Ello ello ello. Welcome back to episode 70, in today's episode we're discussing chapter 24 of Order of the Phoenix, and talking about Snape's wanking photo, yet more lack of logic with the Hogwart's Express, our
Ep 69 - Order of the Phoenix 23: Nice.
Trigger warning: memory loss/alzheimers/dementia discussion 53 minutes to 1:02:00. EPISODE 69! Nice. Join us in our new episode where we're drinking one of the nicest drinks we've drunk on the podcast so far, talking about Hermione's relationship with her
Ep 68 - Order of the Phoenix 22: Bloo Goo
Hello! We're halfway through Order of the Pheonix which can mean only one thing - THE HOUSE CUP ANNOUNCEMENT! We're saying a massive congrats to Ravenclaw for winning it, as well as a huge congrats to our new prefects Rachel, Sophie, Mary and our headhuma
Ep 67 - Order of the Phoenix 20-21: No One's Going To Tell ABBA
Ello ello ello! It's another episodeeeeeee. In todays ep we're chatting about chapters 20 & 21 of OOTP. Charlie resets the vibe in a...creative way, and we comment on how wizards make themselves the centre of attention with everything, giants, and how
Ep 66 - Order of the Phoenix 18-19: Death By Frog Impact
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER! Covid 19 rules now allow for 'non-essential' businesses to open, which apparently, our podcast is 'non-essential'? Who knew. So with some sexy social distancing rules in place we're FINALLY recording together again! We're chatting abo
Ep 65 - Order of the Phoenix 17: That's Not Where They Should Be Fucking
In today's episode, we're talking about chapter 17 of Order of the Pheonix, how Hogwarts needs a sex room, how problematic the staircase slide is, and what a ridiculous amount of male violence there is in Harry Potter. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk &n
Ep 64 - Order of the Phoenix 16: The Polar Bear & Giraffe
Trigger warning - Discussion of Sarah Everard case (sexual assault, murder) until 14 minutes in. Welcome back to another episode! We're chatting about Chapter 16 of Order of the Phoenix, debating how vanishing spells work, whether you can smell the differ