Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast


Latest Episodes

Ep 84 - Order of the Phoenix 36: Guess Who’s Back
January 31, 2022

We're backkkkk! And we missed youuuuu. After taking a (short) break to get on top of things (aka emotionally recover from Sirius' death), we're back and we're drinking THE WORST THING WE'VE EVER DRUNK ON THE PODCAST! Once we finished gagging, we chatted a

Ep 83 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 2: Sirius Gets Eliminated ft. Neil MacQuarrie
December 27, 2021

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas! Now be miserable with this episode talking about Sirius dying, unforgivable curses, Hermione potentially being dead, neville being and idiot, and Pluto no longer being a planet. Cry, bitch. Watch the pub crawl: https://

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Love Actually Is All Around (Hogwarts)
December 24, 2021

Merry Christmas Eve! We're back with another festive special and this time we've chosen CHAOS (when do we not!) We're reimagining the British Christmas classic Love Actually into the Hogwarts universe. Think Colin Creevey killing muggle-borns, Percy Weasl

Ep 82 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 1: #ShackOfWine ft. Neil MacQuarrie
December 13, 2021

Hello and welcome back to another episode. Today we're drinking The Eliminator AND Corn Wine with Neil and talking about Loveshack, All The Young Dudes, and Harry's Trauma. Watch the pub crawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lkwRkBCMKM&t=14s Donate

Ep 81 - Order of the Phoenix 34: Daddy Sorry ft. Her Dark Materials
November 29, 2021

New Monday, new episode. And today we have some very special guests! We're sitting down with Faye and Rachel from Her Dark Materials podcast (a podcast about His Dark Materials), aka two people that Charlie *actually* knows irl (shock horror) who also hap

Ep 80 - Order Of The Phoenix 33: I'm Gunna Rip My Skin Off
November 15, 2021

Ooft...strap in for a *heavy* episode. This episode comes with a massive trigger warning for rape/sexual assault between 16:00 and 46:00. When we're not talking about really heavy, not fun topics, we're discussing Harry's loss of innocence and my dads obs

Ep 79 - Order of the Phoenix 32: Ghost Of A Goat
November 01, 2021

Wow hi, it's another episode, one where Charlie is both hungover during recording AND writing this right now. We're reading out our hate mail (hey besties), asking to be posted the ghost of a goat, and talking about all the milking that may or may not be

Ep 78 - Order of the Phoenix 31: WE'RE IN ALBANIA (Let Dumbledore Suck & Fuck)
October 18, 2021

A long, *long* time ago, we promised that if we ever hit 200 Patreons we would go to Albania and record an episode in a forest. WELL, we hit 200 Patreons, we went to Albania, and today's episode is coming at you from a mother fucking forest. We're drinkin

Bonus Ep - THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Reacting To Our First Episode
October 11, 2021

Somehow another year had passed up by and this podcast is now THREE YEARS OLD! If the podcast was a human it would now be walking and talking and ... doing whatever else 3-year-olds do. In today's Bonus Episode we react to our first ever episode for the f

Ep 77 - Order of the Phoenix 30: Gay Beefcake Centaurs
October 04, 2021

Ello ello. We're back after a (very brief) break, and back with a vengeance. In today's episode, we're drinking "Irish Trash Cans", and chatting about punting students, blind casting, gay centaurs, and what subjects we would take. Donate to the charity pu