Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast


Latest Episodes

Ep 91 - Half Blood Prince 3: Hannah Drinks Covid & Fecal Matter
May 09, 2022

Velkommen tilbake til en ny episode! I dagens episode fornærmer vi hele Norge, Hannah drikker COVID og fekal materie, vi diskuterer å nå en million nedlastinger og snakker om å besøke farealliert. Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https:/

Ep 90 - Half Blood Prince 2: For Abby
April 25, 2022

This episode is dedicated to Abby. Gofundme - https://www.gofundme.com/f/christopher-graf-education-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.go

Ep 89 - Half Blood Prince 1: Really Dangerous Soup
April 11, 2022

SZN SIX BBY! We're kicking off Half-Blood Prince drinking jam out of a teapot (ofc) and encouraging you not to engage with JK Rowling's content. We

Ep 88 - Order of the Phoenix: Reading Our Howlers
March 28, 2022

What's this?! A new episode format, wow! We're wrapping up season 5 of the podcast with a first-ever listener phone in episode! A GIANT thank you to Alex, Anna, Arthur, Cameron, Indiana, Jessica, Klaudia, Mark, Megan, Nahima, Nicole, Olivia, Rachel, Rhian

Ep 87 - Order of the Phoenix Film: He's Really Proud Of His Owls Ft. Conor
March 14, 2022

It's film episode timeeeee. Featuring...A WHITE MAN! *gasp* Yup, y'all get to 'meet' Charlie's BF Conor, what a big step, wow. We chat about the Order Of The Pheonix film whilst drinking some bastardised Guiness drinks and about Ron being minimised, fake

Ep 86 - Order of the Phoenix 38: Insert Speculum, Twist Speculum
February 28, 2022

IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTERRRR! That's right we've *finally* finished Order of the Pheonix, and it only took us...two years? Strap in for us drinking Guinness, announcing the winner of the house cup, talking about Harry finding the mirror, Luna being bullied,

Ep 85 - Order of the Phoenix 37: “Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep” - Dumbledore
February 14, 2022

Strap yourselves in for a lomg but gud episode! We're chatting about the cluster fuck that is chapter 37 whilst drinking Cranberry Vodka. So settle in as we discuss Phineas being a gossiping homosexual, Harry never asking about his parents, Dumbledore's p

Ep 84 - Order of the Phoenix 36: Guess Who’s Back
January 31, 2022

We're backkkkk! And we missed youuuuu. After taking a (short) break to get on top of things (aka emotionally recover from Sirius' death), we're back and we're drinking THE WORST THING WE'VE EVER DRUNK ON THE PODCAST! Once we finished gagging, we chatted a

Ep 83 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 2: Sirius Gets Eliminated ft. Neil MacQuarrie
December 27, 2021

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas! Now be miserable with this episode talking about Sirius dying, unforgivable curses, Hermione potentially being dead, neville being and idiot, and Pluto no longer being a planet. Cry, bitch. Watch the pub crawl: https://

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Love Actually Is All Around (Hogwarts)
December 24, 2021

Merry Christmas Eve! We're back with another festive special and this time we've chosen CHAOS (when do we not!) We're reimagining the British Christmas classic Love Actually into the Hogwarts universe. Think Colin Creevey killing muggle-borns, Percy Weasl