Hello, we're drinking WHITE CLAW!! Anddddd talking about chapter 5 of the Order of the Phoenix! And going on a few tangents. We're talking about how wild the OOTP probably is, wife swapping, mad eye moody being everyone's dad, Hermione being a pick me gir

We're back and getting in the festive spirit already drinking Bailey's Hot Choc at the request of Veera! In today's ep we're chatting chapters 3 & 4 of Order of the Pheonix, about our love of Tonks, Hermione's lack of background story, and answering w

TW: Themes of abuse throughout the episode Season 5!!!! Who'd have thunk it? Not us! To kick off the new season we're drinking Fireball Whiskey at the request of Patron Jaclyn and chatting about the first two chapers of Order of the Pheonix, which is most

WE'VE RELEASED MERCH! That's right, we FINALLY did it, we finally got our arses in gear and created some merch. You can check it out at the link below, you can shop by design and then pick what product you'd like the design to appear on. We hope you like

We finished another book?! Who'd have thunk it!! Not bad for a dumb bitch who can't read and...Hannah. Tune in for this episode where we're chatting chapters 36 & 37 of Goblet of Fire and announcing the results of the house cup. We also chat about Faw

Well, another year has passed and somehow we still haven't been sued by JK Rowlings lawyers or told to stop by interveining family - that's right, this podcast is now 2 YEARS OLD!! In todays Bonus Episode we celebrate by looking back over the past 4 books

So we *do* love a ramble but we really may have outdone ourselves this episode, so buckle up for FIFTEEN MINUTES of us talking about *literally* anything other than the chapters we’re supposed to be discussing this episode...but that’s okay because you gu

Welcome bacckkkk! In today's episode we're discussing chapters 33 and 34 of Goblet of Fire, aka, VOLDEMORT'S BACK! We're discussing how the fuck Voldemort got his wand, the biggest fuckup yet in the books, and what Bertha went through.   Rape trigger

Welcome back to EPISODE 50!! How did we do this 50 times?! Why! How did no one stop us? It’s a mystery. Anyway, we’re back and chatting chapters 31 and 32 of goblet of fire. We’re talking daddy and mummy issues, portkey logic, and Voldemort’s dick. We als

WELCOME BACK TO GOBLET OF SWEAT! No, we haven’t changed the name of the podcast, but goblet of sweat is a pretty accurate way to describe the experience of recording a podcast in 36 British heat in a tiny room with closed windows and doors and no AC. In t