George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Then again, when it came to women, he had a girl in every port. Sometimes, two or three.The problem was, after a while, the women got to talking, and they felt like they were getting played by Georg

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.So, he gave up being a pirate and became a barber.He partnered with the tavern next door so that customers could have a drink or two while they waited.At first, some customers got drunk and rowdy, b

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The Pirate Party of Sweden called George and asked him if he was interested in running for parliament."But I'm not Swedish," said George."Nobody is anymore," said the Pirate Party representative. "D

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.When he wasn't pirating, he was playing amateur baseball.He'd been hoping to be discovered by a scout, but the scouts all knew he was just as bad a baseball player as he was a pirate.The rare times

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Every time someone said "booty" he'd giggle."What's so damn funny?" yelled the captain."He said booty," said George, trying not to laugh."What are you, three?" said the captain. "Now go swab the po

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He once kidnapped a baby from a wealthy couple and held it for ransom.While the parents negotiated with George, he had to change diapers, do midnight feedings, buy clothes, help with homework, and do

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Pirates need a variety of skills to survive on the seas, and George's skillset could best be described as "fake it till you make it.""Sure, I know Spanish," said George, crossing the gangplank to the

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He was a decent medic, though, so even if he couldn't fight well, it was after the fight that George shone. He'd tear strips of cloth to use as bandages, heating the edge of a knife to burn wounds sh

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Just like the Turing test, where judges try to determine whether they are chatting with the human or computer, the Blackbeard test challenges judges to determine whether they are chatting with a human