George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He didn't bother with the latest pirate fashions and trends.No hook hands, no peg legs, no eyepatches, no puffy shirts.Well, he did try a parrot on for size, but the thing kept biting his ear.So, G

Lisa RichardSerendipidyLizzie Norval JoeTuraTom Planet ZThe next topic is PICK TWO Points, Vision, Fuel, Its a pattern, Cheers, RefreshmentSERENDIPIDYWhat do you mean, 'what the hell is this?' That, is what you'v

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.After his parrot flew away, he needed a new pet worthy of a pirate.So, he bought a monkey from the Peebles Pet Store.It was a rather large monkey, and it wore a bow tie and a silly hat."Call me Mag

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He'd been all around the world, but mostly by accident or as a result of poor navigation.When he found himself in India, he tried his usual hostage-taking and ransoming racket.However, all he could

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Wherever George went, explosions were sure to follow.Cannons, muskets, powder kegs, flares...Once, his hat exploded. Nobody was sure why or how.The townspeople watched from the docks and cheered an

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He never got to restaurants in time for their breakfast menus."But my watch says five til eleven," said George."My clock says eleven, sorry," said the woman at the counter.George knew that if he ma

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He washed his hands a lot, singing "This is the way we wash our hands!" while he washed them.George thought if he did it early in the morning, the other pirates wouldn't make fun of him singing.But

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Disney liked the concept, and bought it for millions.But after two successful movies, they brought in a director who rebooted the franchise.Instead of George, they featured Georgette, a black lesbia

RichardSerendipidyLizzie Norval Joe Planet ZThe next topic is RAT STEWLIZZIEAs we part our ways, my dear, I hold precious memories in my heart. We walked along the bridges, watching the gondolas slide by. You were so smitten by

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.And you know what they say about those who can't do.So, he ran a summer pirate camp for kids.Instead of making arts and crafts, they pillaged and looted.Paddling their war canoes across the lake to