George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Whenever he was in Orlando, Florida, he would take a trip to Disney World and get hired as a cast member. "The robot pirates break down a lot, so we put rubber masks on humans who pretend to be robots

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He has a habit of buying all kinds of electronic devices. The ones you see advertised on late-night cable television, or the backs of magazines. They were cheap, flimsy, and broke easily. George put

RichardTomSerendipidyLizzie Norval Joe Planet ZThe next topic is Blue SkyRICHARD"Well, I think I'm more than qualified, and I tick all the boxes for your requirements."I smiled at each of the members of the interview panel,

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He was pretty handy at repairs, though, considering all the experience he had with shipwrecks and battle damage.George would go around the ship, fixing beams and boards, hammering nails, and plugging

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.When he wasn't being a pirate, he volunteered as a lifeguard at the local beach."I know there's no pay, but if I rescue someone, can I ransom them for a reward?" asked George."Sure, whatever," said

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Once, he came across a yacht full of adult film stars, laying around naked in sleazy poses, and a photographer was snapping photos.George demanded all of their gold, jewelry and money."Oh, this jewe

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Most pirates would select another pirate to act as a wife.Becuase, you know, being out at sea for long periods of time and all.George didn't have a pirate wife, but it wasn't because he was a homoph

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.So, of course, he ended up as the ship's trainer.George trained all of the new recruits on safety and basic tasks, like how to make their bunk."You're doing a lousy job, George," said the captain."

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Because he was fairly useless in raids and battles, he found himself serving the crew in other capacities. Mostly, he served as a translator for the crew so their enemies or hostages had an accurate

RichardTomSerendipidyLizzie Norval Joe Planet ZThe next topic is AffordRICHARDLike Father, like son?Dad used to turn down the thermostat at every opportunity. He'd constantly take me to task about leaving lights on, and he'd