George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Nobody would ever build a monument or statue to him.No plaque, no bench.He sat in the park and rested.Masked protestors swarmed in, charging and screaming, armed with sledgehammers and a crane."Do

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.George sought out El Dorado, the City of Gold.But instead of a city literally made of Gold, it turned out to be a village ruled by some naked dude who rolled around in Gold dust every morning, and th

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Some say he drinks too much to remember.And others say he doesn't drink enough to forget.Bleary-eyed, climbing into his hammock, cabin spinning.The rocking back and forth.Is it the waves and the s

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Instead of looting and pillaging, he liked to go exploring."And then loot and pillage?" asked his mateys."No," said George. "I write articles for a travel magazine."His favorite place to visit had

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Give him a ship, and he'll give you back a shipwreck.One time, he wrecked on the rocks of an island where everyone wore green."Come with me," said a villager. "The king and queen are waiting."The r

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Once, when George wasn't careful about some pirate secrets, a fellow pirate shushed him and said "The walls have ears." Ever since then, George had been nervous about talking near walls. He'd only tal

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. These days, it's all about branding. Social media presence. George dominated the Pirate scene online, with millions of followers on Twitter and Instagram. His YouTube videos were all over Facebook. Ma

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. While his shipmates were fending off a deadly sea monster, George was at the childrens' hospital, entertaining patients with pirate stories. The kids loved it when George showed up and told his storie

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He also wasn't a very good tenant at Miss Mapleton's Boarding House. Every morning, George used up all the hot water. The sink's drain was always clogged with his beard stubble. Thank goodness Mr. Gra