George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He wasn't a very good clown, either.But every Christmas, he'd dress up in his clown outfit and visit the kids in the hospital.He tried to juggle, but he dropped the rubber balls.The balloon animals

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He believed in Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny.For Christmas, he left out milk and cookies for Santa.For The Tooth Fairy, well, George Brushed and flossed and wore a mouthguard in

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He was good about filing his tax returns, though. He expensed his hat, boots, sword, and other essential equipment. Which is why he got audited every year. "You're a... pirate?" said the auditor, look

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. While fleeing British pirate hunters, George tended to get lost among the islands. Running low on supplies, his ship run aground, the crew fished for what they could, and ended up with nets full of tu

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He spent a lot of time swabbing the deck. Every now and then, he'd pause and look at his reflection in the mop bucket. Sometimes, he'd talk to himself. The other pirates found this disturbing, and the

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He was a worthless navigator, awful swordsman, and a completely unreliable deckhand. As he leaned on the starboard rail, a silver spaceship hovered by the port rail. A ramp extended from the ship and

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.His ship ran aground on a small island off of the coast of South Carolina."Welcome to Abortion Island," said a grizzled docksman. "Sorry about the lighthouse, been out for three days."He led George

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate."Maybe you should give pirating a rest?" said the captain, tallying up the damage from George's latest mishap. "Whaling is big these days. My brother has a ship."George packed his bags, disembarked,

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Some nights, he'd gaze up at the stars, wondering how he fit in to the world, or if there was some kind of hidden cosmic plan out there."Where are we?""Why am I here?""What is my purpose?""What do