George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.His ship struck a small boat, a boat on which the leader of Tomainia had been fishing.George bore an uncanny resemblance to the dead man sinking into the water.So much so, he was grabbed by the spec

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The other pirates didn't respect George.When he put his lunch in the ship's refrigerator, someone would always steal it."I marked it with my name, guys!" yelled George. "I used the marker that's cli

Lizzie RichardLisaSerendipidyTom Norval Joe Planet ZThe next topic is Eaten by lionsRICHARDAt the movies They say TV is no substitute for movies on the big screen. But, to be honest, going to the cinema can be a dep

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Most pirates had a girl in every port.Sometimes more than one, depending on the money.George wasn't like that.He had someone special back homeGeorge would send letters from every port he visited.

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.When he felt depressed, he ate."What is this?" said George, opening a Wonka Bar and seeing a Golden Ticket."It says you'll get a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory," said the captain. "And you'

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He said "Sorry" a lot, even though he wasn't genuinely sorry. He tried to feel genuinely sorry, but he never did. "You're not really sorry," said a man that George had just stabbed. George sighed. "Yo

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He couldn't figure out why he was still a pirate. Why would a crew keep an incompetent like George around? That's when George decided he was in a reality television show. Every now and then, he'd stop

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. The captain constantly shouted at George, making an example of George for the others. "YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD PIRATE! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A GOOD PIRATE?" When he was just getting his sea legs, he wasn't

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. He rarely checked his work e-mail, so he missed a lot of memos about training for new equipment or work schedule changes. He also never bothered to delete his email. His inbox used up a lot of storage

Lizzie RichardLisaSerendipidyTom Norval Joe Planet ZThe next topic is TrailersLIZZIE"What kind of flower is that?" She asked."This is a very special flower," he answered."What do you mean?""It's a contact lens. It he