George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.As for finding the nightlife, well, that was something George knew.After a hard night in the library looking up new designs for ships and sails and cannon, he'd stop by the Church of Hot Wax.Mistres

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.People accused George of being lazy, but George always felt tired.Maybe it was an iron deficiency? Or some sort of hormonal issue?Perhaps George's immune system was weak?And then there was the cons

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Instead of sailing the seven seas, plundering and looting, he spent a lot of time with his realtor, looking at houses.There was always something wrong with the property... too much noise, poor school

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.In the middle of one battle, he put down his cutlass, started a fire, and began cooking some beans."What the hell are you doing?" said the captain. "Do you want to get shot?""Come on," said George.

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He was kinda scruffy and goofy-looking. He resembled a Muppet version of a pirate.Not one of those traditional hand-puppet Muppets. You know, the ones with the puppeteer crouched under the stage, or

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.There were other pirates on the ship who weren't very good, but they deflected any criticism by blaming George's incompetence.As any good mediator knows, deflecting and sidetracking doesn't solve the

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.There was a pirate who was even worse than George, though.He called everyone "Bro" and tried to give out fist-bumps to everyone.An even bigger landlubber than George, who talked big but couldn't hol

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The captain always left George behind when he put together landing parties for raids."Watch the ship," he said. "And don't touch anything."George stood on the deck and did nothing.He was good at do

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.This didn't matter to graverobbers. They just wanted pirate corpses that they could sell to museums, where they were stuffed and displayed in historically accurate dioramas.Schoolkids would walk past