Danny can't write poetry.It's just words that rhyme. Like a six year-old would write.So he asked one of those machines on the internet.And it wrote poetry for him.Good poetry. Not great, just good.Good enough, because when he wrote it in the card he

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He didn't get along with the ship's crew.He thought them to be violent and uncultured, while they considered him a worthless bookworm.George admitted that he liked books, but he didn't think he was

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He'd escaped from so many hopeless situations, but there was one he couldn't get out of."Jury duty?" said George, reading the court summons.George was pretty sure that he could get out of it, consid

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.So, he changed his name to Brad."I'm Brad now," said George... I mean Brad.Brad was a pirate, but...Well, does everything George did as George apply to Brad?Can you wipe the slate and start again?

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.After watching a movie where the hero had a laser on his gun to help him aim, George mounted a laser to his cutlass."It will help me aim," said George."Why not mount it on your flintlock pistol?" as

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He'd shot sailors. He's shot women and children.He'd shot fellow pirates in the back.(Although, if you shoot someone in the back, it's kinda hard to call them "fellow.")But he could never shoot a d

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He had a severe case of arachnophobia, the fear of spiders.If you put a spider next to George, he'd freak out and scream and run.Even if it was a rubber spider, he'd yell "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Whenever he failed, he'd quote inventor Elon Musk:"Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough."The captain would point out that George had failed to make his