Lizzie RichardLisaSerendipidyTom Norval Joe Planet ZThe next topic is BreadLIZZIE"Nothing but a crappy painting. A bunch of odd flowers on a dark blue background," she said. The neighbor advised her to have an expert lo

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.This didn't matter to the production assistant who was rounding up extras for the latest Disney pirate movie."Who wants twenty dollars a day?" he shouted. "And a hot lunch, too!"George and his shipm

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He wasn't a very good poet either.He tried to write a poem about pirates, But nothing rhymes well with pirate.Well, maybe admire it. And retire it."What about other languages?" said the captain. "

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Other pirates would drink all night, and then wreck their rowboats on the way back to the ship.George usually ended up as a designated rower, or he'd call an Uber rowboat, even though he never drank

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The captain quickly realized that George wasn't very good at sailing, pillaging, and fighting.So he made George the Morale Officer.George spent his time making fresh lemonade for his mateys, asking

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.When he answers pirate-related questions on Quora and Yahoo Answers, his posts are vague and confusing.And people downvote him on Reddit all of the time.The editors of WikiPedia routinely roll back

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.He wasted a lot of time on things like Fermi's Paradox."If there's intelligent life in the universe, where is it?" asked George.He drew up Drake's Equation on a chalkboard and played with the number

Lisa RichardSerendipidyLizzie Norval JoeTom Planet ZThe next topic is StolenRICHARDAn Eye For DetailApparently, I have an eye for detail.It's both a blessing and a curse: Colleagues are always grateful when I spot

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Certainly not good enough for The League of The Black Skull.You've never heard of The League of The Black Skull?Well, that's because George made it up.George was always telling his crewmates about

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate."Open your eyes, George, said a voice.George opened his eyes, and he saw a doctor's office."Why are you here?" asked the doctor."To make me a better pirate," said George."Well, I'm here to make yo