Good evening. Stan Newcombe here to tell you all about new advances in food subtractitives.  Yes, you’ve been hearing about food additives for years now, but I guarantee you this is the first you’re hearing of our revolutionary new products.

Hello, friends. I’m Stan Glostman, your host. I’m here, tonight, to tell you about Jizz Squirt Hand Soap. It’s so velvety and creamy and healthy, you won’t believe how good it feels on your hands. If you get a little in your mouth…who cares?

Standard of California on behalf of Independent Chevron Gas Stations and Standard Stations throughout the West invites you to “Let George Do It.” This program, “Let George Do It.” Is your stand fare, Sunday evening, family hour, light pornography.

An hour of painless education, under President Jack Smokey, Professor Saul Goodman and his swing band, and Doctor George Stoli and his orchestra. Tonight, the Smokey Campus welcomes the world famous humorist and comedian, Robert Blechey.

Well sir, it’s late afternoon as we enter the small house half-way up in the next block now, and here in the living room we discover Mrs. Victor Gook and young Mr. Rush Gook. Young Mr. Rush Gook – who arrived home from school just a moment ago – still ...

Another one! Another diner from the stars has, apparently, crash-landed to earth.  Where are all of these classic American dining cars coming from? We don’t know. It’s as if aliens we’re infiltrating earth’s population,

Another one! Another diner from the stars has, apparently, crash-landed to earth.  Where are all of these classic American dining cars coming from? We don’t know. It’s as if aliens we’re infiltrating earth’s population,

The wind howling outside my lonely home is my only companion. All else is quiet here as I sit by my window in the parlor writing this document for the scientific world. Be warned you doctors and scientists who come after me; be warned that man must not...

Each week at this time, WOR-Mutual turns the spotlight on one of the world’s great detectives of fiction and invites you to listen to the story of his most exciting case. Tonight, Madame Rosika Storey in “The Scrap of Lace.

Each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Campbell’s Tomato Juice brings you a brand new radio program developed from the most popular feature of your favorite magazines — the short short story. Each one complete in itself; modern, dramatic,