Hi. You know, there’s an old saying, never look a gift horse in the mouth. With tongue in cheek I now write me a new saying; never look a gift blonde in the eyes. She was blonde ’cause her hair told me so. That was the only proof I had.

The police whistle and the siren bring again for your entertainment one of the secret cases of the National Surety Company. Tonight’s story is based on a residence burglary that baffled detective Harkness until he became perplexed over an incidental ph...

Ladies and gentlemen, the element of suspense is so vital to our story tonight, that our sponsors, the makers of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, are omitting their usual commercial message during the intermission between the acts so that our play will go unint...

A ridiculously special version of EMR tonight, kids! We are doing this show from a studio on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. A big show from La-La-Land. We hope you enjoy the fuck out of it. We know we did! YOUR HOSTS: TOM & GARRY YOUR PHONE-IN GUEST: P...

This here, kids, is a rare treat. A “best of” show. We hardly ever do these, but we decided to take a much needed fucking vacation.  Enjoy this hour of EMR history. It is Episode 435! YOUR HOST: Tommy THE REST: Myro, Garry, Jerry, Paulie,

Each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Campbell’s Tomato Juice brings you a brand new radio program developed from the most popular feature of your favorite magazines –  The Short Short Story. Each one complete in itself; modern,

Standard of California on behalf of Independent Chevron Gas Stations and Standard Stations throughout the West invites you to “Let George Do It.” Damn right. This week, George takes a big shit…AND HE DOESN’T WANT YOUR HELP! Let George Do It,

Ladies and Gentlemen, the American Broadcasting Company brings transcribed to its entire network, one of radio’s most unusual programs: eMpTy Minds Radio, For Hire. That’s right. Is there bullshit in your life?

The eMpTy Minds Broadcasting Company presents “First Man Out,” a series of true stories, transcribed and documented from the official files of United States government agencies. Whoa…sound spooky. If you can’t handle it,

She’s a novelist and short story writer, master of a sunny mood that turns to terror in a single sentence. But her statements are not dark for the sake of darkness; rather for the bitter truth that’s in them. Tonight,