Welcome to the Cafe 80s, where always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon. You might want to go with our Fajita Tortilla Pita. It’s got a hot salsa, avocados, cilantro mixed with your choice of beans, chicken, bee-bee-beef or pork. No.

Save the clock tower. Save the clock tower. Mayor Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to replace that clock. Thirty years ago, lightning struck that clock tower and the clock hasn’t run since. We at the Hill Valley Preservation Society think it should b...

Do you have a strong need for shit? Call D. Jones Manure today. We will deliver what ever you need and we won’t cause a stink about it, either. From five cubic feet of the ripe stuff to five cubic miles, we literally have you covered at D. Jones.

October is inventory time. So, right now, Statler Toyota is making the best deals of the year on all 1985 model Toyota’s. You won’t find a better car at a better price with better service anywhere in Hill Valley.

Did you just spill an entire bag of Raisinettes into the couch?  Jar of popcorn kernels not quite make it to the stove? Bag of trail mix down your pants? Mort Lawry here, friends, to tell you about the Dustbuster.

Are you a sculptor? Probably not. Do you look at ornate designs carved in wood and wish you could make those? Probably.  Well, wish no more my friends. Introducing — chisels. All you need is a set of good chisels and about 20 years of chiseling under y...

Ever thought to yourself — “Hey! I can build one of those”?  Well, I am here to tell you that you can’t.  It’s your old buddy Mort Lawry, and sometimes old buddies have to usher in the tough love. See, my friend, builders build.

Do you like to saw stuff, but hate cleaning up the sawdust? You’re not alone. Recent polls indicate that over five billion people feel the same way as you. There’s good news, friend. Your old buddy Mort Lawry to tell you all about the new DustFucker,

Chop. Chop Chop. Saw. Saw. Saw. Oh…hi there, friends, it’s the old wood-worker himself, Mort Lawry. I was just humming a sweet tune as I stain this redwood deck. Say, are you looking for the perfect instrument to get all of those planks smooth as silk?...

Spring is here, folks, and you know what that means don’t you? Time to put on a fancy coat with long-tails, grab a walking stick, your shiniest top hat and for no reason whatsoever, a monocle. So, you can walk down the street and strut your stuff.