CrabDiving Radio Podcast
Latest Episodes
CrabDiving – Mon 081020 – Right Wing Turd Ben Shapiro Reading Cardi B Lyrics & Trump’s Toothless Executive Orders
Right wing turd Ben Shapiro reading Cardi B lyrics was the focus of much-demented wonderment on the CrabDiving Podcast. Trump's executive order meant to provide aid for Americans suffering economic strain during the pandemic is surely smoke and mirrors...
CrabDiving – Fri 080720 – Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Indefinite Leave of Absence & Trump’s Postmaster General Is Killing The USPS
Jerry Falwell Jr.'s indefinite leave of absence from Liberty was surely due to photos that surfaced of the man-of-god posing with his wife's pregnant assistant and both pairs of trousers were unbuckled. Stimulus negotiations stalled because Trump and t...
CrabDiving – Thu 080620 – NY Attorney General Filed Suit To Dissolve The NRA & GOP Helping Get Kanye On The Ballot
The NY Attorney General filed suit to dissolve the NRA due to rampant criminal activity. NRA Czar Wayne LaPierre employed a lame-ass excuse for covering up trips on luxury yachts in the Bahamas he should have disclosed.
CrabDiving – Wed 080520 – Big Pharma Will Make Big Bucks On A Taxpayer-Funded Vaccine & Georgia School Reopen Fail
Big pharma will make big bucks on a taxpayer-funded vaccine. A gargantuan explosion in Lebanon was caused by a vast store of volatile materials that had set unattended for years despite repeated warnings. Georgia opened schools and immediately a a seco...
CrabDiving – Tue 080420 – Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever & Huge Beirut Explosion
An Axios interview cements Trump as dumbest president. During the interview, the Racist-in-Chief criticized the late congressional rep John Lewis for not attending his inauguration. Shitler retracted his anti-vote-by-mail stance for Florida.
CrabDiving – Mon 080320 – Manhattan DA Filing Suggests Extensive Trump Org Criminal Conduct & Sturgis Rally Will Go On
In the ongoing quest for Trump's financial records, a new Manhattan DA filing suggests extensive Trump Org criminal conduct. A map of the outbreak indicated 60 counties seeing uncontrollable COVID spread. Shitler criticized health adviser Dr.
CrabDiving – Fri 073120 – Hundreds Of Kids Caught COVID-19 At A Georgia Summer Camp & Ghislane Maxwell Documents
Hundreds of kids caught COVID-19 at a Georgia Summer Camp. From the investigation of Ghislane Maxwell, Epstein's molester Island get-a-way existed in a state of "constant orgy" and attorney Alan Dershowitz did much more than chill at the fondue station...
CrabDiving – Thu 073020 – Desperate Trump Floated Delaying The Election & Obama’s Eulogy For John Lewis
Desperate Trump floated delaying the election because he's a tremendous autocratic load. A Cofounder of The Federalist Society called for Shitler's impeachment after a fascist Trump tweet hinting he might delay the election.
CrabDiving – Wed 072920 – GOP Court Jester Louie Gohmert Tested Positive For COVID-19 & GOP Turn Hearings Into Circuses
GOP court jester Louie Gohmert tested positive for COVID-19. Big tech CEOs answered reasonable questions from House Democrats and entertained conspiracy theories from the loony Republicans led by diddler facilitator Gym Bag Jordan.
CrabDiving – Tue 072820 – Trump’s Attorney Bill Barr’s Imperious Testimony & Sinclair Axes “Plandemic” Segment
Trump's attorney Bill Barr's imperious testimony was played on this episode of the progressive podcast. The fascist GOP administration denied the crackdown on protesters in Lafayette Square had anything to do with Shitler's bizarre photo-op with the bo...