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CrabDiving – Mon 072720 – Trump Says Unflattering Twitter Trends Are Illegal & Melania Is Redesigning The Rose Garden
Trump says unflattering Twitter trends are illegal as Man-baby continues to channel his inner fascist. The GOP continued their fight to give Americans the least amount of stimulus money and unemployment benefits possible.
CrabDiving – Fri 072420 – Florida Seeks Mobile Hospitals & Possible Big UFO News Announcement
Senator Tehran Tom Cotton introduced a bill that would withhold funding to schools if they taught a realistic accounting of slavery in America. The D.O.D. has been scouting contractors to erect mobile coronavirus hospitals in Florida. In Mississippi,
CrabDiving – Thu 072320 – Judge Ordered Michael Cohen’s Release From Prison & Trump Canceled The GOP Jacksonville Convention
A judge ordered Michael Cohen's release from prison. Trump canceled the 2020 Republican National Convention in Jacksonville and the orange fascist claimed lots of people were sad about it. The DOJ said they are investigating the use of force by law enf...
CrabDiving – Wed 072220 – DHS Officials Admitted Their Goons Violated Protesters’ Rights & Matt Gaetz Ethics Violations
DHS officials admitted their goons violated protesters' rights and yet Trump announced his Gestapo would descend on Chicago next. Females have been better leaders during the pandemic. The Crabs played a hilarious clip of a Scottish woman trashing Marga...
CrabDiving – Tue 072120 – Trump Is Desperate To Deflect Blame For His Pandemic Response & QAnon Loons Getting Banned
Trump is desperate to deflect blame from his pandemic response and announced the coronavirus outbreak would get worse before it gets better. During his presser, Shitler offered well-wishes to child-sex-trafficker Ghislane Maxwell.
CrabDiving – Mon 072020 – Republicans Want To Cut Aid During A Pandemic & Trump’s Bonkers FOX Interview
Republicans want to cut aid during a pandemic including SNAP and unemployment benefits. We played insane clips from Trump's train wreck interview with Chris Wallace on FOX. The Teachers' Union sued the Florida Governor to keep schools closed during the...
CrabDiving – Fri 071720 – Trump’s Secret Police In Portland & QAnon Kooks Think The Clintons Are Already Dead
tTrump's secret police in Portland that was scooping up protesters into unmarked vans were justly worried over on this episode of the progressive podcast. Scientists identified six different types of coronavirus which is good news per the facts uttered...
CrabDiving – Thu 071620 – Trump Is Plummeting In The Polls & FL Gov. Ron Death-Santis Is A Moron
Trump is plummeting in the polls to former VP Biden. The new Quinnipiac Poll showed Shitler losing to Joltin' Joe on the economy. New info came out about coronavirus related blood types. Russia attempted to hack and steal COVID 19 vaccine data.
CrabDiving – Wed 071520 – Jeff Sessions Got Clobbered By Trump’s Pick & Ivanka Says Let Them Eat Beans
Jeff Sessions got clobbered by Trump's pick, Tommy Tuberville. In bizarre news, the White House conducted opposition research on teammate Dr. Fauci. Ohio Democrats turned on Governor DeWine for not imposing stricter coronavirus regulations.
CrabDiving – Tue 071420 – Study Shows Anti-Maskers Are Stupid & More Heinous Forced-Birth Laws Shot Down
A new study shows anti-maskers are stupid. A horrendously restrictive anti-choice bill in Tennessee was blocked, and a similar abortion bill in Georgia got snuffed out. Governor Cuomo reminded the planet New York went through hell flattening the curve ...