CrabDiving Radio Podcast
Latest Episodes
CrabDiving – Mon 082420 – Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Pool Boy Cuck Fests & Kellyanne Conway Slithering Away
Jerry Falwell Jr.'s pool boy cuck fests were mused over on this episode of the commie pinko hippy liberal podcast. Speaking of the evangelical VIP cuckold, the jeebus dude was forced to resign his post at Liberty University.
CrabDiving – Fri 082120 – Joe Biden’s Acceptance Speech & Postmaster DeJoy Spins BS To The Senate
Joe Biden's acceptance speech to vanquish the orange rape-monster was covered in this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Teen Brayden Harrington shared his story of how Joe Biden helped him with his stutter.
CrabDiving – Thu 082020 – Steve Bannon Arrested For Fraud & Obama’s Scary DNC Speech
Steve Bannon arrested for fraud was the yuge story on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Biden is besting Shitler by 11 points in one trusted poll. President Obama shellacked shade upon Shitler during his moving speech to the DNC.
CrabDiving – Wed 081920 – Loony Laura Loomer Won Her GOP House Primary & Bill Clinton’s Trump-Shredding DNC Speech
Loony Laura Loomer won her GOP House primary in Florida. Cali heatwaves are causing rolling blackouts. A Qanon GOP House candidate previously wanted to confront members of the Squad, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib for taking their oaths on a Koran.
CrabDiving – Tue 081820 – Michelle Obama’s Amazing DNC Speech & Trump’s USPS Toady Walked Back Changes
Michelle Obama's amazing DNC speech was reviewed on this episode of the progressive podcast. The orations of the former FLOTUS even received up-votes on FOX News. Governor Gretchen Whitmer was caught on a hot mic saying the F-word and something about S...
CrabDiving – Mon 081720 – Virus Clusters Popping Up At Colleges & The Ultra-Rich Are Loving Quarantine
Virus clusters popping up at colleges is a bad sign. Despite the pandemic, heatwaves in San Francisco sent tons to the beaches. Alabama college students started school and immediately got their party on. Uncertainties about the upcoming college footbal...
CrabDiving – Fri 081420 – Trump Dodged A Question About QAnon & Snowden May Get A Pardon
Trump dodged a question about QAnon, the lunatic fringe with a disturbing obsession with pedophilia and the Deep State. The Post Office warned there will be delays to mail delivery due to unnecessary and harmful changes by the Trump administration.
CrabDiving – Thu 081320 – DeJoy’s Post Office Is Deactivating Mail Sorting Machines & Michael Cohen’s Watery Revelation
Trump's Postmaster General Louis DeJoy's Post Office is deactivating mail sorting machines even though the USPS is about to get historically lit in November. SCOTUS gave Rhode Island the nod on legislation meant to make mail-in-voting easier during a p...
CrabDiving – Wed 081220 – Racist Morons Are Already Going Birther On Kamala Harris & Our Trumpist UK Ambassador
Racist morons are already going birther on Kamala Harris. Trump applauded a racist GOP Qanon Georgia congressional primary winner. The government launched COVID 19 tracking software and it didn't get go great.
CrabDiving – Tue 081120 – Biden’s VP Pick Is Kamala Harris & FL Governor Ron DeathSantis Wants College Football
Biden's VP pick is Kamala Harris and the Crabs looked forward to the legislator from Cali ripping Pence a new pooper in a debate. Trump blathered how disrespectful Senator Harris was to Kavanaugh during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing.