On the 27th day of Pitts-mas, everything's gonna be Irie! (You ever see the irie scene? Have ya? It's totally on-par with getting him by two cars.) Meet Joe Black! A super cutie meets Pitt at a Cafe and it is LOVE! An old man hears the whispers of de

On the 26th day of Pitts-mas, the Austrians gave to meeeeee: Seven Years in Tibet. What if there was a movie about an Austrian guy that was a big ol jerk, but he likes mountains? What if he became friends with the Dalai lama? What if he was actually a

On the 25th day of Pitts-mas, Bradley gave to me "Aye", by the bucket load, in? The Devil's Own. IRA GUY. Police guy. Housemates. Lovers? Mayyyyyybe. Brad is a killer and is hiding out at an unsuspecting Harrison Ford's house while he procures rockets

It's a rebroadcast of our first episode! From the Billy Crudup run! There's no clips! Brad Pitt is in this!

On the 23rd day of Pitts-mas, Christopher Plummer gave birth to the army of the... 12 Monkeys Bruce Willis. Madeline Stowe. Jon Seda. David Morse. Frank Gorshin. And? BRAD PITT. DUH. COME ON! YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE! Does this movie hold up?

On the 22nd day of Pitts-mas I cut my fingerprints off cause I wanna be like Kevin Spacey. He's a good role model, right?!?!?!?!?! Se7en. I love this movie. I saw it when I was 13. Turned from "I Love movies" to constantly chasing the high of seeing s

On the 21st day of Pitts-mas, long hair don't care: Legends of the Fall. Jk, that long hair cares so much. Three bros. Dad is Anthony Hopkins. They live in da woods. When they grown, the baby of the squad brings a girl back home and everyone is immedi

On the 20th day of Pitts-mas, Lestat came to me in the night and gave me the choice he never had. Would I like to watch: Interview With the Vampire. Brad Pitt is real sad cause wife and kids dead. He wants dead too. But? Tom Cruise gives him a lil kis

On the 19th day of Pitts-mas, a red dress gave to me: The Favor. Apparently this sat on a shelf for a while. Why? Bankruptcy. Should have been for it being a mystifying pile of garbage. This lady has been having horny dreams about her high school bo

On the 18th day of Pitts-mas, Jules and me gleamed the cube.True RomanceLunatic gets girlfriend. Kills her pimp. Accidentally steals cocaine. Goes to Hollywood to sell it while scary mobsters track him down. Quentin Tarantino wrote this Tony Scott