Hey you! You like Pat Morita? Right? You had to think about it, but the answer was yes. Did you know he had a cop show in the 80s? And the first season had Catherine Keener and Jon Polito! Does he shoot all them bad guys? No! He doesn't like guns! And he

Number four is the charm. Kind of. Zeus The Crime Killer. Trapeze artist George Pan-Andreas funded this movie. And wrote it. And directed it. And starred in it. He's the Crime Killer and he's not gonna put up with all this Crime! This movie rules. I

The third project for the late, great Brandon Lee? Kung Fu: The Next Generation. They tried to bring Kung Fu back. They made a pilot. It didn't go. They dumped it on CBS Summer Playhouse. David Carradine isn't in it, but they still manage to have a la

It's time for the 2nd Brandon Lee project! A crazy Chinese action movie with not much punching or kicking! LEGACY OF RAGE!!!! Brandon kicks it with his best buddy and girlfriend, but his buddy wants his gf and sets him up for a murder and he goes to j

Brandon Lee. Charming. Handsome. Sweet moves. There was a little window where people were like "this Brandon Lee is gonna be huge!" And he should have been. But? He died while making "The Crow". We'll talk about it plenty throughout the series. "Kun

This lady gets dumped by her fiance, has her car stolen and then gets fired, all in the same day. Does she jump off a bridge? No.She moves back in with her emotionally abusive fart of a mom and then her imaginary friend comes back for her and starts s

On the 31st day of Pitts-mas, we wrap up for 2023. The Mexican. Julia Roberts. Brad Pitt. A movie nobody remembers. It's a comedy? They're both idiots? Pitts-mas is over. Was it worth it? Was there any reason whatsoever to release 30 new episodes

On the 30th day of Pitts-mas, a caravan. SNATCH I got super high with friends and went to see this in the theater when I was a teenager. I never had a problem with Lock, Stock, but I was so fried I couldn't understand most of the accents. Everyone lov

On the 29th day of Pitts-mas, Bob and his big ol' knockers gave to me: a good night's sleep. And? FIGHT CLUB. Edward Norton can't sleep. He has this nightmare that he's a toilet and people are lined up around the block to use him, so he's just too s

On the 28th day of Pitts-mas, Mr. Flemmer took over my body with 20 of his closest geriatric homes. Me, I.... Being John Malkovich Once upon a time, Jules and I both saw this as teenagers. One of had our minds blown and one of us wasn't that into it.