Telly Savalas. Keith Gordon. Greece. Strife. Big dogging. Is this movie wonderful? Is it whatever? Are the two leads weirdly fantastic? Is this the only place you're going to find any audio of this movie (actually you should go to our youtube and watch

Sam has a handkerchief that's alive. And horny for spills. Please feed him spills, it makes him bust hard. They end up at a gathering in the woods they were mistakenly invited to and everyone is a weirdo. Then? Murders! Is this good? Is it charming? Is

Heyyy, we're all the way therrrre. It's the Crow! WICKED PRAYER. Edward Furlong is the Crow. Hearts have been cut out. David Boreanaz is trying to become the devil. Apparently they had nineteen dollars for the budget. I'm about ready to put these Crows

What if we took a not terrible plot for a Crow movie and then had a tiny budget and a director that makes it look like an early 90s direct-to-video? What would that be like??? Well, "The Crow: Salvation" is here to solve that age old question. But it do

Caw caw caw caw caw The first of The Crow sequels. Some will argue that producers ruined the movie in editing. I say "are you stupid? Did you see what they had to work with? Nobody could save this trash". But? Mia Sara is astonishingly beautiful, so the

When Brandon Lee was promoting a movie overseas, the host of a show asked him to be in his movie. Is the movie good? I have no idea, we couldn't get a copy. Is the scene good? No, it's awful. This is it. It's over. We did them all (though a person on re

FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP! The final of the Brandon Lee movies (we can't really count that other thing). It's the movie that killed him. It's, THE CROW Jules and I recorded this the same night we watched and recorded the episode on "Rapid Fir

"Rapid Fire". Or? "Kicking That Dude From Justified In The Face In His Own Home And Then He Has To Lie To His Wife's Face And Say You're Just Talking". Which title seems less clunky? Anyways, Brandon is over here kicking people a lot. Why? They de

The 7th Brandon Lee project? SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO! We got super-meth, a sexy beheading, arms getting chopped off, and people going through windows and snapping their own necks. Is this the domestic action movie OF ALL TIME?!?!?!? I dunno, bruh,

You ever been on a laser mission? Me either. You know who has? Brandon Lee! Laser Mission! It's the 6th entry in our Brandon Lee run, and he's gotta save Ernest Borgnine. Also, I could be wrong, but I don't think there's any lasers in this. But there