Welcome to “Poop Burrito” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast

The tortilla is fine. Maybe you can save the lettuce. In a poop burrito, you have to go through the layers.

My trigeminal neuralgia pain came back and so this episode is a bit like a poop burrito. I was in the hospital last weekend, and they changed up my medications to get me out of pain. A couple of days ago I saw the surgeon and I’m going to have another rhizotomy next week.

Big Shoutouts

• Shoutouts to Nathan. His message: “Just wanted to say congratulations. On April 28th the what’s the matter with me Podcast will be 6 years old! Keep it up buddy. And Hoppin Hot Sauce is the best sauce in the world.”
  

I did one thing right

• You couldn’t sing to March’s theme song candidate
  

Speaking the unspeakable

• You are not allowed to call yourself a Bohemian– It’s not a thing you can call yourself. Lazy hippie is more like it
  

Round and vacant

• The security check said, “Click all the pictures with a donut” but it seemed like some of them were bagels
  

I Was That Guy

• When my family was in Japan, the kitten didn’t come in one night. Then, I got in my wheelchair and rolled around calling for my cat.
  

Inequality

• Of the remaining Beatles that are still alive, we have the best one and the worst one. JK *ducking*.
  

Boil Water Warning

• No one takes Cam Likely’s phone calls
  

Smooth sounds

• I want to hear elevator music, and I walk out and my wife is playing some violin concerto
  

Competition begins

• It’s little league baseball season again and the game is a little more recognizable, pitchers are starting to pitch better, more towards the plate
  

Sonny in Europe

• Its 1959, and Sonny Rollins is going to Europe. Back in the states, he’s jamming with Bob Dorough & Mose Allison at the jazz loft. Then, he goes on sabbatical and climbs onto the Williamsburg bridge to practice without disturbances.
  

Visual Rhyme Time

• The suction cup handle rhymes visually with the book page holder
  

This Week’s Selfie
Poop Burrito Selfie