What's The Matter With Me? Podcast

A Pint Is A Pound
2023 Welcome to “A Pint Is A Pound” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast Saying
- A pint is a pound the world around
- My kids say I smell like poisonous chemicals
- They say my car smells like vomit
- They are the only people to vomit in my car, and I used cleaner to clean it up, so this is gaslighting and I should threaten them with cancellation
- I went to the cobbler again and the parking lot was full
- My family went off to Japan
- On the last day of their spring sale, I put in Zingerman’s cheese order number 2, for parmigiano reggiano & gouda
- It’s been a good spring with delicious cheese
- At the Duke University press spring sale, I picked up some books on disability
- Sonny Rollins has been released from jail, gone to Kentucky for the cure, joined Brown-Roach Inc., and recorded Tenor Madness
- Theme song candidate “Song V”
- Fedex guy brought the wrong package, and it was for my neighbor across the street
- I opened it because I thought it was the new cheese
- So I loaded it into my wheelchair and went over there
- At the owl cafe
- Keeping the metal food bowl full of chicken sausage tomato pasta
- Watching the Warriors win important games and missing my family
- ADA Grab Bars keep me from falling. but I’m not sure that a handle held on by suction would keep me up, so I probably wouldn’t use it
- RIP Japanese composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, he made pretty cool music for The Revenant along with myriad othter films, games, and projects
- Parents came over. Mom scooped the litter. Dave helped me go fill the propane tanks. We got a baguette and 2 cookies
- The thing about Orthodic Footwear is that it is not endorsed by anyone. Except doctors
- Tiger Woods walking badly at the Masters
- ESPN’s Michael Wilbon said he didn’t want to see Tiger moving this way, but I wonder how much that will matter to him