2023
Welcome to “A Pint Is A Pound” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast
Saying

• A pint is a pound the world around
  

Kids Are Gaslighting Me
What my car smells like

• My kids say I smell like poisonous chemicals
  
• They say my car smells like vomit
  
• They are the only people to vomit in my car, and I used cleaner to clean it up, so this is gaslighting and I should threaten them with cancellation
  

Know Your Cobbler

• I went to the cobbler again and the parking lot was full
  

Ancestral Lands

• My family went off to Japan
  

Getting The Most Of Zing’s Spring Sale

• On the last day of their spring sale, I put in Zingerman’s cheese order number 2, for parmigiano reggiano & gouda
  
• It’s been a good spring with delicious cheese
  

Reading About Disability

• At the Duke University press spring sale, I picked up some books on disability
  

Life and times of Sonny

• Sonny Rollins has been released from jail, gone to Kentucky for the cure, joined Brown-Roach Inc., and recorded Tenor Madness
  

March Theme Song Candidate

• Theme song candidate “Song V”
  

The Scary Neighbor

• Fedex guy brought the wrong package, and it was for my neighbor across the street
  
• I opened it because I thought it was the new cheese
  
• So I loaded it into my wheelchair and went over there
  

Birds of prey

• At the owl cafe
  

Bachelor life

• Keeping the metal food bowl full of chicken sausage tomato pasta
  
• Watching the Warriors win important games and missing my family
  

Travel Handle

https://twitter.com/scorebecca/status/1641873119483682901?t=3jTiNzDjbfPCpNgBL73BSA&s=08
Suction cup grab bar seems to be missing the crucial element of stability, but on the other hand, it’s a cool novelty item and it might even work a little bit

• ADA Grab Bars keep me from falling. but I’m not sure that a handle held on by suction would keep me up, so I probably wouldn’t use it
  

RIP Sakamoto

• RIP Japanese composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, he made pretty cool music for The Revenant along with myriad othter films, games, and projects
  

Checkup

• Parents came over. Mom scooped the litter. Dave helped me go fill the propane tanks. We got a baguette and 2 cookies
  

Endorsed By No One

• The thing about Orthodic Footwear is that it is not endorsed by anyone. Except doctors
  
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Walking Badly

• Tiger Woods walking badly at the Masters
  
• ESPN’s Michael Wilbon said he didn’t want to see Tiger moving this way, but I wonder how much that will matter to him
  

This Week’s Selfie
The world around