What's The Matter With Me? Podcast

What's The Matter With Me? Podcast


A Pint Is A Pound

April 13, 2023

2023 Welcome to “A Pint Is A Pound” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast Saying

  • A pint is a pound the world around
Kids Are Gaslighting Me What my car smells like
  • My kids say I smell like poisonous chemicals
  • They say my car smells like vomit
  • They are the only people to vomit in my car, and I used cleaner to clean it up, so this is gaslighting and I should threaten them with cancellation
Know Your Cobbler Ancestral Lands
  • My family went off to Japan
Getting The Most Of Zing’s Spring Sale
  • On the last day of their spring sale, I put in Zingerman’s cheese order number 2, for parmigiano reggiano & gouda
  • It’s been a good spring with delicious cheese
Reading About Disability Life and times of Sonny
  • Sonny Rollins has been released from jail, gone to Kentucky for the cure, joined Brown-Roach Inc., and recorded Tenor Madness
March Theme Song Candidate
  • Theme song candidate “Song V”
The Scary Neighbor
  • Fedex guy brought the wrong package, and it was for my neighbor across the street
  • I opened it because I thought it was the new cheese
  • So I loaded it into my wheelchair and went over there
Birds of prey
  • At the owl cafe
Bachelor life
  • Keeping the metal food bowl full of chicken sausage tomato pasta
  • Watching the Warriors win important games and missing my family
Travel Handle https://twitter.com/scorebecca/status/1641873119483682901?t=3jTiNzDjbfPCpNgBL73BSA&s=08 Suction cup grab bar seems to be missing the crucial element of stability, but on the other hand, it’s a cool novelty item and it might even work a little bit RIP Sakamoto
  • RIP Japanese composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, he made pretty cool music for The Revenant along with myriad othter films, games, and projects
Checkup
  • Parents came over. Mom scooped the litter. Dave helped me go fill the propane tanks. We got a baguette and 2 cookies
Endorsed By No One
  • The thing about Orthodic Footwear is that it is not endorsed by anyone. Except doctors
Walking Badly
  • Tiger Woods walking badly at the Masters
  • ESPN’s Michael Wilbon said he didn’t want to see Tiger moving this way, but I wonder how much that will matter to him
This Week’s Selfie The world around