This episode marks the transition to a new year, new theme song, and hopefully some new ways of thinking.

• The Season Seven theme song is “Beast”
  

• Listeners grew 144% from 2021 to 2022
  
• I advised my son not to brag on his presents and I think he heard me
  

• Weird Al = Weird AI? Maybe Weird Al should play Superman
  
• I made pot roast and ate it the same day, Christmas eve. burnt some cookies
  
• Christmas wars
  
• New sleep apnea iron lung equipment- need to order new braces bc the ol;d ones are falling apart
  
• New Year’s Epiphanies: there isn’t enough wine in a bottle of wine – shut up sound effect
  
• Getting tagged in my family holiday photos. I’m not a straightforward photography subject and it gets worse when things are candid
  
• In a severe mental crisis situation, I’m very charming
  
• If we’re remembered at all we’ll be remembered solely in the context of the turn of the millennium
  
• I’m a product of y2k
  
• Dad butt-dials me
  
• Last night for dinner we had tuna pasta