In this episode, “New Pie Cutter” which is a kind of smorgasbord episode, we celebrate the new year, the new season, the new theme song. People get ready, the new episode is here and ready for liftoff.

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• Shout out to the sandman
  
• Contact me on the contact form to get a shout out
  
  • Maybe the best shout out you’ll ever have, or that anyone’ll ever have
    
  
  

• To avoid a repeat of this year’s thanksgiving gorefest, I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay, with a stainless steel blade and a silver handle –
  
• it’s here and it’s beautiful and sturdy
  

• GoGo has limitations as a dating service
  
• an awkward seating arrangement
  
• at least they got a name change
  

• bought a big new tv bc mine crapped out after 15 years
  

• Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed you
  

• I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to see
  
• A pint is a pound the world around
  

• Swallow while staring at your sternum
  
• I learned it from Koko
  

• parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage
  
• “jazzy passport is discontinued”
  
• and other lies the wheelchair salesman told me
  

• making memes
  

• yogurt marinade
  

1. Mix 1 cup yogurt, 2 tsp Hoppin Hot Sauce, and 1.5 tsp salt
   
2. Pour over 8 boneless chicken thighs and rest for at least four and up to twentyfour hours
   
3. Grill and eat over rice with some white sauce and extra hot sauce to taste
   

• I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI and I put it as my story and a lot of people haven’t heard from in a long time contacted me and maybe didn’t realize the picture was not of me but it was a hallucination by AI
  

• the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestler
  

• 00:02:37 – shoutouts
  
• 00:03:02 – I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay
  
• 00:04:43 – GoGo has limitations as a dating service
  
• 00:07:55 – bought a tv bc mine crapped out after 15 yr