This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants Tries Out His Manly New Baritone Voice and Extra Flannel; Presidential “Accomplishments” By the Numbers; The Longest Serving Legislator in US History; Ongoing Electoral Shenanigans; 12,000 Year Old Wooly Rhinoceros in SIberia; And Other Random Topics;  Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast on itunes and Never Miss Another Episode [Unless the Power Goes Off Again] – It’s FREE!;  Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.