This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants reports on happenings in D.C.; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd:Floyd takes a break from his assignment while Smarty Pants observes the end of civilization; The two beers and a puppy test; In-hog-ural moves indoors []

This week on Mel & Floyd: Smarty Pants to Attend Coronation; US banks paying tribute to Mafia Don; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Right wingers now have faith in electoral process; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Vaccination-induced insomnia and doctor-prescribed Mel & Floyd; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyds Frosty the Snowman recitation gets musical accompaniment; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Pants car runs on good thoughts & leaves while Mels is powered by road rage; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Nixon never looked so good [or, the barrel has no bottom]; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Tips for worry-free embezzling; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Pegging our hopes on incompetence & petty infighting; And other random topics.