This week on Mel & Floyd: Full house: Floyd joins Mel and Smarty Pants!; Old guys discuss surgery; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: How to turn gay at the airport; Gold Mussolini-esque pins for cabinet members; And other random topics.

Mel and Mr. Smarty Pants celebrate the 2025 Wisconsin Film Festival by speaking with a dizzying array of filmmakers and more.

This week on Mel & Floyd: The return of Pants; Tales from Vienna; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyd sits in while Pants is on a sausage run; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Votive candles, indulgences & hearing confessions; And other random topics

This week on Mel & Floyd: Visits from Esty, Ruby [who has a new job], Sarah, and a couple from Menomonee; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Auditioning prospects for the next big pandemic; German election results; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Indiana stiffing Dolly Parton; Mississippi stifles free speech; And other random topics.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Warren G. Hardings claim to fame; More on Elons outrages; And other random topics.