This week on Mel & Floyd: A Discussion of Mel’s Xmas Shopping Habits; Neighbors Say Velveeta Voldemort Not Welcome at Mar-a-Lago; A Kentucky Turtle Crossing; Merriam-Webster Defines “Doctor”; A Review of Various Grifts At Home & Abroad; The Spread of the Virus Behind Bars; Mel – Porcelain Doll or Precious Flower?; And Other Random Topics;  Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast on itunes and Never Miss Another Episode [Unless the Power Goes Off Again] – It’s FREE!;  Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.