This week on Mel & Floyd: Some Tips From The Social Distance Pros; Observations on Our Return to the 14th Century; Coping Tips From Kierkegaard; Insider Trading in the Senate; Boom Times for the  Sale of Guns and Mein Kampf; They Closed the Bars….In WISCONSIN!!; Smarty Pants Seems to Endorse Gin & Tonics; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast on itunes and Never Miss Another Episode [Unless the Power Goes Off Again] – It’s FREE!; Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood; And Other Random Topics