This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Tries On New Identities – Smarty Slacks? Smarty Trousers?; Racially Charged Events in Wisconsin High Schools; Greater Sage Grouse Protections; Pants No Longer Likes Asparagus; Last Chance to Reserve Your Tickets for “It’s Monkey Time – Live” With Mel & Mr. Smarty Pants; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast on itunes and Never Miss Another Episode [Unless the Power Goes Off Again] – It’s FREE!; Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood; And Other Random Topics