This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Explains A Parliamentary Procedure Involving Physical Restraint; A Sleazy Maneuver in North Carolina; A Banjo Used As An Instrument of Destruction; A Profusion of Racial Categories in Virginia; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast on itunes and Never Miss Another Episode [Unless the Power Goes Off Again] – It’s FREE!; Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood; And Other Random Topics