“Identity theft is nothing new, it just used to be much more noticeable.”

“There’s never enough p” “What happened to your what happened?” “You can’t break adults. It’s way harder because they’ve got muscles and pubes. Have you ever tried to break an adult? It’s difficult.” “I am allowed to go outside of an elementary school ...

“Crushed Oregano De Provence greetings to you” “Where are you trying to confuse me with now, here?” “Turds streaming down their faces!” “Maybe spend a little less time teasing your bangs and learning how to juggle,

“I like when cats try to play it off like their whole mouth isn’t full of butthole-flavored fur when they’re cleaning their anus.” “Early word gets the burm, dude!”

“Houston, we have a pueblo.” “If I’m overweight or I put on a couple pounds I’ll be like guys, it’s my nervous system growing.” “The rest of political commentary is not touching my elephant.”

“OshKosh B’goshkinazi Jew. They’re the cutest little kids brand.” “I’m remembering what I’m saying as I’m saying what I remember.” “Kick that bitch in the scoonch!” “If I had emotions I’d feel sorry but I don’t, so I don’t.” “Shit is not meat.

“I’m gonna teach you cancer… soooo hard.” “The government’s sending me messages in the clouds”

“I’m going to rob from myself and give to the comfortably employed“ “I’m always impressed with cats” “I’m bad at being bad, and I’m not good at being good” “I’m ashamed to say it, but I’m satisfied by donald trump’s penis” “Catch ya on back on the flip...