What happens when Kate is turned loose on a hotel lobby bar with ice balls and Matt and Scooter spend a week in the woods in Michigan? Let’s just say it’s not every day some guy throws his balls in Kate’s direction.

So, if you’re waiting to find out how your fave celebs are voting in the upcoming prez race, we have good news for you. Also, Matt & Scooter are living in a money pit and Kate smells like ketchup. Because, ‘Murica! God Bless it!

Scooter is off galavanting  in Kentucky so Matt and Kate are joined by Jill for this edition of  shenanigans.

Matt decides to get Kate started on the Stanford rape story. Hold on to your wigs and keys, she’s been brewing this rant for awhile. Also, what are we going to do about these sea lice? Scooter has a suggestion.

SO far, life in the ‘burbs isn’t going so great for poor Matt: he doesn’t have AC, he has poison ivy, and now he’s hearing a weird echo. Good thing Mama Sherry is on the mend and check in to update us on her cicada situation![...]

Intrepid traveller Kate has a layover long enough to regale us with stories of her shenanigans while Matt and Scooter moved! Kate still found their new house though.

Jill sits in for Scooter and brings a fun question: What are your favorite songs? Learn about the musical influences on our ridiculousness.

We have a lot of games to play and wonder why Tuck Everlasting isn’t a drag show. Also, we mourn the world’s oldest cat and share sex facts.

Matt wants you to know about a very tasty burger, Kate brought Mama Sherry to tears, and Scooter just wants it all to stop. We’ve been busy.

Kate experiences a technological miracle, Matt is interested in some old-timey recipes that use ground animal bone, and Scooter has a new disciple.