Latest Episodes

#17 New Year Same Us
January 26, 2019

We just dropped two episodes in one day, Archie’s Double Digest style! In our first episode of 2019, we talk about how Christmas can be kind of bossy, how Allison has New Year’s Resolution guilt, how cleaning out a drawer got emotional for Rekha,

#16 New Job New Car New Hair
January 26, 2019

A new episode from the vault, recorded back in November, where we talk about various new things going on with us. Rekha's report on her London trip boils down to British snail mail, and we argue about whether or not Allison ever liked Milli, Vanilli,

#15 We, Much Like the McRib, Are Back
December 10, 2018

Well,we really ghosted out in a puff of smoke, but hiiiiiiii, did you miss us? We’re back with an episode that we recorded back around Labor Day. Aged like a fine wine or a stank cheese. We talk about our first day of college,

#14 Pebbles Is Still Straight Fiyah
August 27, 2018

Rekha just came back from our hometown of Flint, where she reports back on a place that she had managed to avoid her entire life until now. We think back on who threw the most epic party of our youth and figure out that it might have been us. Lastly,

#13 The Englebert Incident
July 24, 2018

Allison’s sister had a celebrity sighting today, and Rekha has tv and book recommendations that won’t make you feel super great about the world. Allison worries about local politics and Rekha worries about Oprah,

#12 Declaration of Mintdependence
July 13, 2018

Allison and Rekha talk about everything and nothing, as per usjjjjj. Ali has tales of spontaneous combustion and mall break up moments, and we both lament some childhood spaces that are no longer there (RIP forever, Dyn-O-Bite Donuts).

#11 Set Up, Jacked Up, and Mayo-chup
July 06, 2018

After a little hiatus we are back! After all this time we need to talk about important things like Utahan bologna sandwiches and the Peach Pit on 90210, Flint-style. We also muse upon the fact that Allison has a history of people getting put into her l...

#10 Sign of the Thames
June 12, 2018

After a short break, we are back! Allison took a bae-cation to jolly old MeghanMarkleLand and had the vapors the entire time. Rekha continues on her journey to casual clothing by buying a pair of sweatpants. Or are they dress pants?

#9 The Apricot Violet Beauregard
May 23, 2018

I am sure our old English teachers would be proud to hear Allison tell a story with a dirty homograph at the center of it, and if they aren’t, they really should be. Rekha makes the unlikely connection between Katherine Hepburn and Three’s Company,

#8 Do Glow Up Roads Ultimately Lead to Chico’s?
May 15, 2018

Allison reports back on her night out to see John Cusack interviewed in person, aka "John Cusack Night," while Rekha tells her most favorite celebrity-related experience, which may only be exciting to her. They also discuss various high school glow ups...