Seasoned Vets

Seasoned Vets

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Episode 19: Amazon Prime presents: NFL Fanatics - get on TV you idiot
July 25, 2019

NFL sports boys, listen up. Amazon Prime is now streaming Thursday Night NFL and theyre looking to feature Football Fanatics. We interview the person casting that, Naela Durrani  She casts all sorts of things, think you could be on tv? Find out...

Episode 18: Competitive Eating: Die Hard (boiled eggs)
July 03, 2019

The Vets talk about Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, the grossest thing you can do on the 4th of July. Martin tells Colton about a bug eating competition that killed the winner. 

Episode 17: Lenny Dysktra; The Toothless Hustler
June 26, 2019

Lenny Dykstra is a serial sexual assaulter, shady businessman, and just a generally disrespectful human being. He tweets Taylor Swift lyrics and gets clowns to help him find his dentures. Yes, that's all real. Yes, we talk about it in the episode.

Episode 16: Ryan Lochte Gets Caught in The Deep End (Brazil)
June 16, 2019

The Vets talk proper speedo etiquette, Mosquito mating conditions and The big fat liar that is Ryan Lochte. 

Episode 15: Nka - The Not So Quiet Riot
June 04, 2019

Colton explores one of his greatest passions; mocking religion. The Nka riots resulted in the murder of 30,000 people. this one gets pretty gnarly!

Episode 14: They Let a Baby Shit in the Stanley Cup
May 28, 2019

Martin and Colton talk Stanley cup lore! Martin admits how many times he's seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Colton talks about the oldest guy he's ever slept with.

Episode 12: The 1936 Olympic Rowing Team: rub a dub dub
May 15, 2019

The Vets talk Rowing in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Martin finds some parallels to Homeward Bound, and the guys talk about some classic hobo pranks too!

Episode 13: The Turkish Government wants to kill Enes Kanter
May 15, 2019

The Vets talk Turkey! Enes Kanter is a professional basketball player who had his Turkish citizenship revoked, making him a man without a country. Is he a terrorist? is he a hero? listen to our episode and find out!

Episode 11: The NFL Draft: Chicago's Flexible Bears
April 24, 2019

The Vets talk NFL Draft this week. Colton and Martin talk about how the draft started, other career opportunities in the 1930s that paid better than football and a guy who went to war instead of the football field.